sadurday:

oh man the best is when a dude is like "you’re not wife material." fucking good. i want to be totalitarian dictator material; blood sucking life ruiner material; fucking bulletproof immortal drug lord material. not your fucking wife you gross asshole. 

(via teaandeclecticism)

dutchster:

he looks so pleased in the end “DID YOU SEE THAT?”
clarknokent:

blasianxbri:

wavechild:

yonichangedhisurlagain:

byrongraffiti:

dablackranger:

curvedbullets:

plzdontmakeme:

bitchiknowwhatisaw:





Lmfao

WELP.

Slay

Gaddam.

fatality

yikes.


Let me know
ghoulishghouls:



#that little bat has no clue that it is embodying halloween right now #because it does not understand what holidays are #it does however #understand what pumpkins are #as it can eat those #it cannot eat halloween #bats
I needed your tags I’m sorry.
isabubbles:

Socks, Bill Clinton’s cat, being hounded by the paparazzi
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